How Not To Run A B&B

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How Not To Run A B&B--A Woman's True Memoir
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In explaining why she opened a B&B, she says, "I was far too old for prostitution, the only other job I could think of which might net enough to pay the mortgage."
沒錢繳房屋貸款而我年紀太大不適合賣春，於是我糊里糊塗地開了一家民宿。